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10.24.2009
I Draw Stuff Poorly #1
Dear reader, welcome to the first edition of I Draw Stuff Poorly. This is what happens when you hand a tablet to someone with a lot of imagination and absolutely no technical skill in the visual arts. Enjoy!
That's all for the first edition of I Draw Stuff Poorly. If you did not enjoy it, as you were commanded, please report to the firing squad.
Ryan: Oh, yo-yos, did that, too. me: here were the tricks I could do: make it go down make it come back up again (sometimes) I think that's it Ryan: I was good at those ones. Also at pretending I was doing walk the dog right. I could also swing it at people and pretend it was a fighting style. me: I found it easier to just swing it into people as a legitimate fighting style Back in the ghettos of the middle class white-bread suburbs, you had to carry a weapon at all times it was kill or be killed Ryan: By... yo-yo wielding ruffians. me: not just that tennis rackets Ryan: !!! YO-YO TENNIS RACKETS !!! me: three ring binders game boy in a sock Ryan: Ouch, that last one could do some damage. I'm going to draw something and submit it for your approval. me: and if you didn't watch out you could get shanked by a gelly-roller in the back
AND THEN YOU SHOWED ME THE YO-RACKET. for those of you who needed to know the backstory of the ill-fated racket.
NO ONE HAS COMMENTED ON THIS. WATCH ME SPARE MARELO'S FEELINGS. YAY. I AM SO NICE.
ReplyDeleteMy feelings: Spared.
ReplyDeleteRain should be fun! You should practice making drawings shittier. I saw a modicum of talent in there!
ReplyDeleteThere is just no way I'll be able to achieve SBaHJ levels of shitty. That takes a talent on its own.
ReplyDeleteSBAHJ type stuff requires a mastery of the art so you comprehend everything you can possibly do wrong.
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ReplyDeleteRyan: Oh, yo-yos, did that, too.
ReplyDeleteme: here were the tricks I could do: make it go down make it come back up again (sometimes) I think that's it
Ryan: I was good at those ones. Also at pretending I was doing walk the dog right.
I could also swing it at people and pretend it was a fighting style.
me: I found it easier to just swing it into people as a legitimate fighting style
Back in the ghettos of the middle class white-bread suburbs, you had to carry a weapon at all times
it was kill or be killed
Ryan: By... yo-yo wielding ruffians.
me: not just that
tennis rackets
Ryan: !!! YO-YO TENNIS RACKETS !!!
me: three ring binders game boy in a sock
Ryan: Ouch, that last one could do some damage. I'm going to draw something and submit it for your approval.
me: and if you didn't watch out you could get shanked by a gelly-roller in the back
AND THEN YOU SHOWED ME THE YO-RACKET.
for those of you who needed to know the backstory of the ill-fated racket.