Ducks. What are ducks? Wikipedia, the Alexandrian library of the internet, defines ducks as "the common name for a number of species in the
Anatidae family of
birds... Ducks are mostly aquatic birds, mostly smaller than the swans and geese, and may be found in both fresh water and sea water." Also, they handily give a picture:
Hi duckie! Who's a cutie? You're a cutie!
That's great and all, but it doesn't really tell you anything about what you can do with them, and, as we all know, the value of any natural feature of our world is only to be found in how we can exploit it.
I'm going to tell you how you can exploit ducks.
