One day, you will wake up, and get ready for your day, and open your closet. And you will see, in your closet, nothing but bare hangers and a bit of lint in the corner. Maybe an old baseball glove or magazine sticking out of a cardboard box. But nothing, absolutely nothing to wear.
You will be confused. You will be afraid. These are reasonable responses. But you're going to have to overcome them and move forward. With my help, I believe, no, I know that you will surmount this challenge.
Showing posts with label hobos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hobos. Show all posts
10.24.2009
Doom Force
Puny mortals! Tremble before the might of my Super Doom Force!
The Testosterogue
I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue what this guy's deal is. He just kinda showed up yelling "LET'S DO THIS SHIT" and started punching out small children. He's pretty big. That's kinda his thing. He uh... he's not really all that complex. Although, he does have one weakness, nerds. In the presence of a true nerd, he completely loses his focus (or rather, what little he had to begin with) and goes into a berserker rage.*
The Testosterogue
I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue what this guy's deal is. He just kinda showed up yelling "LET'S DO THIS SHIT" and started punching out small children. He's pretty big. That's kinda his thing. He uh... he's not really all that complex. Although, he does have one weakness, nerds. In the presence of a true nerd, he completely loses his focus (or rather, what little he had to begin with) and goes into a berserker rage.*
He's smiling because he just ate a bus of children.
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