Okay, you guys, I am really busy. I have not been able to write anything for the blog due to a high concentration of homework this weekend/week. So what I'm going to do is show you my hastily, sloppily composed essays which are detracting from my posts here. Dare I say that they are rather... Slapdash???
Essay #1: A Book Review of Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
Showing posts with label i review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i review. Show all posts
10.25.2009
I Review Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity is a movie about paranormal activity. It is not a documentary, as the advertisements would have you believe. It is entirely fictitious. It had an extremely low budget, the lowest budget for a feature film since The Blair Witch Project.
This is the only laudable fact about the entire movie. Everything else is total shit.
This is the only laudable fact about the entire movie. Everything else is total shit.
10.18.2009
I Review Secret Girlfriend
Secret Girlfriend is a show on Comedy Central. It is bad, in many ways.
This show does not deserve your time or even to exist at all.
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