SAVE MY BACON AUSTIN - by Austin

Well, it's that time again.  I am just being SO DAMN LAZY.  So I implored Austin to provide me with content to post.  He has obliged, as any manboy slave should.

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SAVE MY BACON AUSTIN

This is the four-word phrase/sentence/series of letters that Ryan "I am totally cool dawg" Weird-Last-Name sent me as a message through Facebook chat today when I asked him (or should I say, told him) about writing a guest blog for The Slap Dash Web Blog Page, located at the internetz. (The joke is that I am saying things with words that are misspelled!)

Bees are Pretty Scary, Guys & Guyettes - by Austin

Okay, so Austin is a pretty cool dude.  You might know him as Xyzzy or [zz].  He wrote a guest post.  That's about all there is to this introduction, so here's the post!

(Dear God don't let him get me with his flying death minions).

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Bees are Pretty Scary, Guys & Guyettes

Today on Facebook I sent Ryan a message telling him that I'd sic bees on him if he didn't let me write something for his blog. He said "yeah I'm totally afraid of your bees" or something to that effect.

I bet he sounded even more like a scared little girl, actually. I'd go read it since I still have my web browser opened up and the chat window with him is still the active one and I haven't reset the chat history or something like that. Ryan pretty much always sounds like a scared little girl when you threaten to sic bees on him. Bees are vicious little bastards, after all. Not that I'm afraid of them, of course. I fear nothing.