Well, it's that time again. I am just being SO DAMN LAZY. So I implored Austin to provide me with content to post. He has obliged, as any manboy slave should.
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SAVE MY BACON AUSTIN
This is the four-word phrase/sentence/series of letters that Ryan "I am totally cool dawg" Weird-Last-Name sent me as a message through Facebook chat today when I asked him (or should I say, told him) about writing a guest blog for The Slap Dash Web Blog Page, located at the internetz. (The joke is that I am saying things with words that are misspelled!)
Showing posts with label guest article. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guest article. Show all posts
11.16.2009
Other Countries: Do They Even Exist? - By Jonny Boy
Jonny Boy is, without question, the most sour individual I have ever had the pleasure of speaking to. He strives to drench every word with hate and contempt when he addresses anyone. It is with great pleasure that I unleash him on you.
11.13.2009
How to Make a Speech - By Shadow of the Lotus
Shadow of the Lotus is a pretty cool dude. I say that because it's true and not because the first paragraph of his guest article got me all hot and bothered. Definitely not the latter.
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Hello all of you out there; I just got out of the shower and so I’m typing this only wearing a towel. Luckily for me, none of you can see this. Unluckily for you, NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THIS. What sculpted abs of absolute might or the absolutely hunkalicious way my hair falls against my bare skin can not be properly appreciated in words. You, fair readers, can only attempt to savor the absolute raw sex appeal that sits before you, typing away for your enjoyment. What I’m here to teach you deprived souls of the internet is how to give a speech. There are four central concepts you need to follow in forming and giving a speech and I am here to enlighten you with them. One word of advice, it’s best to reread each section once or twice after reading it or else you won’t really appreciate what’s going on; trust me.
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Hello all of you out there; I just got out of the shower and so I’m typing this only wearing a towel. Luckily for me, none of you can see this. Unluckily for you, NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THIS. What sculpted abs of absolute might or the absolutely hunkalicious way my hair falls against my bare skin can not be properly appreciated in words. You, fair readers, can only attempt to savor the absolute raw sex appeal that sits before you, typing away for your enjoyment. What I’m here to teach you deprived souls of the internet is how to give a speech. There are four central concepts you need to follow in forming and giving a speech and I am here to enlighten you with them. One word of advice, it’s best to reread each section once or twice after reading it or else you won’t really appreciate what’s going on; trust me.
10.21.2009
Bees are Pretty Scary, Guys & Guyettes - by Austin
Okay, so Austin is a pretty cool dude. You might know him as Xyzzy or [zz]. He wrote a guest post. That's about all there is to this introduction, so here's the post!
(Dear God don't let him get me with his flying death minions).
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Bees are Pretty Scary, Guys & Guyettes
Today on Facebook I sent Ryan a message telling him that I'd sic bees on him if he didn't let me write something for his blog. He said "yeah I'm totally afraid of your bees" or something to that effect.
I bet he sounded even more like a scared little girl, actually. I'd go read it since I still have my web browser opened up and the chat window with him is still the active one and I haven't reset the chat history or something like that. Ryan pretty much always sounds like a scared little girl when you threaten to sic bees on him. Bees are vicious little bastards, after all. Not that I'm afraid of them, of course. I fear nothing.
(Dear God don't let him get me with his flying death minions).
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Bees are Pretty Scary, Guys & Guyettes
Today on Facebook I sent Ryan a message telling him that I'd sic bees on him if he didn't let me write something for his blog. He said "yeah I'm totally afraid of your bees" or something to that effect.
I bet he sounded even more like a scared little girl, actually. I'd go read it since I still have my web browser opened up and the chat window with him is still the active one and I haven't reset the chat history or something like that. Ryan pretty much always sounds like a scared little girl when you threaten to sic bees on him. Bees are vicious little bastards, after all. Not that I'm afraid of them, of course. I fear nothing.
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