Things You Shouldn't Put Syrup On

Syrup.  Ambrosial nectar of the gods on high.  Just saying the name makes my mouth water.

Kids know what's up with syrup.  Pancakes?  Waffles?  Pah.  They are but vessels for the glory of the sauce.  To call them a foodstuff is like calling the Popemobile the infallible mouth of God.

And yet, just as the Pope does not belong in certain situations,* syrup need not grace all substances with its sacred sweetness.  What follows, beyond the mysterious "read more" link, is a short list of just a few of these things.

Welcome to Canada "[Your future] Home and Native Land"

Greetings, potential migrant citizen, and congratulations on reading the "Introduction to Canada Panflet" that comes with every bottle of Canadiana Maple Syrup™. The subsequent pages will detail what makes Canada unique and why you should become a part of our nation.

Unlike many other countries, Canada always puts the environment first. In lieu of traditional "cities," Canadians have grown to live with the natural flora and fauna. Instead of ripping out Mother Earth's entrails and piling them up into "sky scrapers" we integrate our homes into the trees of the forests.

Mowing the lawn is, admittedly, impractical.